Still Cheaper Than Having Children

Get a laugh and some luxury with our "Still Cheaper Than Having Children" apparel, made from ultra-comfy, high-quality cotton. With our logo proudly displayed on the front, this piece is all about the impeccable craftsmanship and dedication to natural practices that Jiyū American Wagyu is famous for. Perfect for fans of Ono the Bull's epic tale and our commitment to rotational grazing and hormone-free cattle raising. This apparel lets you showcase your support for our philosophy of patience, respect, and top-notch Wagyu beef production. Rock the legacy with every wear!